Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone’s always Winging the Wong number.
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
What do you get when you cross a Cuban
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo’
Přečíst celý »There were three explorers, hiking through what
There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. “You know,” said one of the explorers, “we should name this place we’re hiking through.” “I know,” said the second explorer. “We’ll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that.” “Okay,” said the third, …
Přečíst celý »They say that it’s
They say that it’s tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
Přečíst celý »Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.”
Přečíst celý »What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte
Přečíst celý »How do you stop a taliban tank ?
How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it’
Přečíst celý »At the Russian War College, the general is a
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, “Will we have to fight a World War …
Přečíst celý »What did the Eskimo children
What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Přečíst celý »What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What’s an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?
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