A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, “Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White …
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How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18…B52…F18
Přečíst celý »Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
Přečíst celý »Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned – they couldn’t get the tailgate open!
Přečíst celý »Why did the mexicans fight so
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Přečíst celý »The only good thing to ever
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.
Přečíst celý »How do you separate the Greek boys from the
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn’t pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
Přečíst celý »Two Jewish businessmen meet in the
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. “Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse”. “Ssh!” hisses the other, “It’s not till next week”.
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. “Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?” . “Oy vey, Abraham, it’s not going so good, we had a flood last week.” “So, Morrie,” whispers Abraham “How do you start a flood?”.
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