What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough. If it isn’t, cut the barrel down a bit.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do Southern guys go
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.
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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Přečíst celý »Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
Přečíst celý »‘We’re going to play elephants and
‘We’re going to play elephants and circuses,’ said a little boy at kindergarten, ‘Do you want to join in?’ ‘I’d love to,’replied the teacher. ‘What do you want me to do?’ ‘You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !
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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !
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