How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
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Why did the elephant paint
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up !
Přečíst celý »Why does an elephant
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
Přečíst celý »What’s grey and moves at a hundred
What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !
Přečíst celý »What’s big and grey and wears a mask
What’s big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !
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What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !
Přečíst celý »What’s grey and never needs ironing ?
What’s grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !
Přečíst celý »What’s grey and goes round and round ?
What’s grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !
Přečíst celý »What’s big and grey and lives in
What’s big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !
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