What’s grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
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What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers
What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !
Přečíst celý »What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives
What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !
Přečíst celý »What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass
What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between an injured
What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between an elephant
What’s the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
Přečíst celý »How to you tell the
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !
Přečíst celý »Why are elephants grey ?
Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !
Přečíst celý »What pill would you give to an elephant that
What pill would you give to an elephant that can’t sleep ? Trunkquilizers !
Přečíst celý »A boy with an elephant on his head went to
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, “You know you really need help” “Yes I do”, said the elephant, “get this kid off my foot !”
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