Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it’s a baby elephant !
Přečíst celý »How do you know that peanuts are
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
Přečíst celý »What do you call an elephant that can’t do
What do you call an elephant that can’t do sums ? Dumbo !
Přečíst celý »Bill:”My homework is really difficult
Bill:”My homework is really difficult tonight, I’ve to write an essay on an elephant.”? Bert:”Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..”
Přečíst celý »Teacher:”To which family
Teacher:”To which family does the elephant belong ?” Pupil:”I don’t know, nobody I know owns one !”
Přečíst celý »Teacher: “Name six
Teacher: “Name six wild animals” Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions !”
Přečíst celý »Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant
Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant ?” Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose !”
Přečíst celý »Tarzan was tired when he came home.
Tarzan was tired when he came home. “What have you been doing”, asked Jane. “Chasing a herd of elephants on vines” “Really ?”, said Jane. “I thought elephants stayed on the ground !”
Přečíst celý »What is the easy way to get a wild elephant
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
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