What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it’s credit cards !

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !

Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can’t remember long stories !

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn’t chicken !