What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !
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How do you raise a baby elephant ?
How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !
Přečíst celý »Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
Přečíst celý »Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
Přečíst celý »How does an elephant go up a tree?
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Přečíst celý »Why did the gum cross the road?
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
Přečíst celý »What does a bald elephant
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you get a
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Přečíst celý »Q: WHY DON`T
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you get a blonde off of your
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
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