Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.
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Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.
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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!
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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.
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Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks whining.
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
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Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?’
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Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man.
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