Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.
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Q . what did the sign on the whore house
Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed
Přečíst celý »This women had a magic morror from which
This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that he ran …
Přečíst celý »Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN
Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?
Přečíst celý »A young woman goes to her doctor
A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said “Well tell him his ear rings aren’t real …
Přečíst celý »Did you ever
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he’s back in town and wants your new number.
Přečíst celý »Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? – You have to
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? – You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
Přečíst celý »Why did God create women?
Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Přečíst celý »If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
Přečíst celý »How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.
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