What is the definition of ‘making love’? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One’s mad cow disease, the other’s an agricultural problem.
Přečíst celý »How is a woman like a condom?
How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
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Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job still sucks.
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Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony …
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