A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, “Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air.” The blonde asks, “Don’t you have a vase?”

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that “love handles” referred to her ears?’

The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that …

Question: What’s the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.

Question: What’s another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough.

Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.

Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.

Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.