What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they’re all over you.
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Why is food better than men?
Why is food better than men? Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
Přečíst celý »Q: What can a
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Přečíst celý »Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and
Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don’t want to wear out the camel.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the difference between getting a
Q: What’s the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Přečíst celý »Q: What did the
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It’s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
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Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!
Přečíst celý »Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee?
Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a “quickie”, only you do it yourself.
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