Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can’t beat a blow job.
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Q: How many perverts does it take to
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
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Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
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Q: What’s the definition of a teenager? A: God’s punishment for enjoying sex.
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new “Stealth Condom?” A: “They’ll never see you coming.”
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call a truckload
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
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Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M.
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Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
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