What’s the ultimate rejection? When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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Why is air a lot like sex?
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Přečíst celý »Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
Přečíst celý »What is it when a man talks dirty to
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
Přečíst celý »What is it when a woman talks dirty to a
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute.
Přečíst celý »What are three words you dread the most while
What are three words you dread the most while making love? “Honey, I’m home.”
Přečíst celý »Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
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Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a rooster and a
What’s the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
Přečíst celý »What is the difference between a frog and a
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
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