What are the two greatest lies? “The check is in the mail,” and “I promise I won’t cum in your mouth.”
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What’s the difference between a penis and a
What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Přečíst celý »Why are electric trains like a
Why are electric trains like a mother’s breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it’s the fathers who are always playing with them.
Přečíst celý »What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What did the banana say to the vibrator? “I don’t know why you’re shaking…she’s gonna EAT me!”
Přečíst celý »What did Adam say to Eve?
What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!
Přečíst celý »Why do men
Why do men masturbate? It’s sex with someone they love.
Přečíst celý »Why were men given larger brains
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
Přečíst celý »How do you know you’re leading a sad
How do you know you’re leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”
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Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don’t work.
Přečíst celý »What did one saggy boob say to the other
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.
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