Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
Přečíst celý »A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn’t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that …
Přečíst celý »One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor’s
One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor’s little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, “What is that between your legs?” He replied that is “my bird.” He went back to sleep. She came back later and said, “What’s that furry stuff around your bird?” He …
Přečíst celý »A Deaf mute walks into
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his …
Přečíst celý »A truck driver was pulled over
A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, …
Přečíst celý »A guy went out on the golf course took a
A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself to the doctor, he said, “How bad is it doc? I’m getting married next week, and my fiancee is still a …
Přečíst celý »At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and …
Přečíst celý »One day, little
One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on …
Přečíst celý »One morning while making breakfast, a man walked
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. …
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