These two old men are in a nursing home. They’re talking and realize that it’s been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought “I’m …
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A man walks into
A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says “I’ll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it.” The guy thinks for a second and says. “Well …
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An elderly man visits his doctor. “Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit.” “Very well, let me see your sex organs, please.” The aged patient replied o.k. “And stuck out his index finger and his tongue.”
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A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy, finally, the guy said to the old man: “haven’t you ever done anything …
Přečíst celý »What two members of the cow family go everywhere
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
Přečíst celý »What US state has the most cows?
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!
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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
Přečíst celý »What would you hear at a cow concert?
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
Přečíst celý »What’s a cow’s favorite moosical
What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Přečíst celý »What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
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