Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
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Why was he woman arrested on a
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
Přečíst celý »Why was the calf afraid?
Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!
Přečíst celý »Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
Přečíst celý »Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don’t know, I didn’t see her license plate!
Přečíst celý »What is a cow’s
What is a cow’s favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !
Přečíst celý »If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
Přečíst celý »What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ?
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
Přečíst celý »Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !
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