Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
Přečíst celý »What did the farmer call the cow that would not
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
Přečíst celý »Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Přečíst celý »Why do cows wear bells
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.
Přečíst celý »A man climbed over a fence into a
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, he’s a lot safer than you are right now!
Přečíst celý »A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. “Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered.
Přečíst celý »Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies?
Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies? Bull: I’ll let them go barefoot!
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the farmer who
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
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