Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
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Does running out of a
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
Přečíst celý »How did cows feel when the branding iron was
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!
Přečíst celý »How did that bullfight come out?
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
Přečíst celý »How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
How did the calf’s final exam turn out? Grade A!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
Přečíst celý »How did the farmer find his lost cow?
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
Přečíst celý »How do bulls drive their cars?
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!
Přečíst celý »How do you make a milkshake?
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Přečíst celý »How does a cow do math?
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
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