How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It’s a place of udder delight.
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I can’t decide whether to buy a
I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow? I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
Přečíst celý »I hear you take milk baths.
I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why? I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!
Přečíst celý »If you crossed a cow
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!
Přečíst celý »If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? “Beeflt!”
Přečíst celý »If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!
Přečíst celý »If you had a gun and you were being chased by a
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
Přečíst celý »If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She’ll cream you!
Přečíst celý »In what state will you find the most cows?
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!
Přečíst celý »Is there big money in the cattle business?
Is there big money in the cattle business? So I’ve herd!
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