What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
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To err is human; but to really mess things up
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Přečíst celý »Computers are not intelligent.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Přečíst celý »Computers make very fast, very accurate
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Přečíst celý »My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a
My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a bit ANSI.
Přečíst celý »Why do programmers always get Christmas and
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Přečíst celý »How do you keep a programmer in the shower
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
Přečíst celý »Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1″ and nobody understood it.
Přečíst celý »The boy is smoking and
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: “Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!” The boy replies back: “Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry …
Přečíst celý »Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
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