Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, “Are you ready to order?” Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.” “A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the current situation of your personal life …
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Q: How can you tell
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
Přečíst celý »Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he’s lying.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do Bill Clinton
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.
Přečíst celý »Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.
Přečíst celý »Q: How can you tell when Clinton is
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He’s got his jogging suit on.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s Clinton’s favorite
Q: What’s Clinton’s favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.
Přečíst celý »During a recent publicity outing, Hillary
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a …
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it’s got two left wings.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the road Democrat”? A: Because he’s got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
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