Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They’re called “The Johnson Years”.
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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does
Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
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Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.
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Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.
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Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.
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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
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Q: What’s the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.
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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.
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