Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.
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Q: Why did the
Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
Přečíst celý »It was Christmas
It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. “Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?” Well, Santa is very busy and so he’s slightly annoyed …
Přečíst celý »What do you give a train driver for
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !
Přečíst celý »What happens to you at Christmas ?
What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !
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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can’t beat it!
Přečíst celý »Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a man who claps at
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !
Přečíst celý »Why does Father Christmas like to work in
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
Přečíst celý »Why is a cat on a beach like
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have “Sandy claws” !
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