What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
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What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight
What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!
Přečíst celý »Why does Father Christmas go down
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
Přečíst celý »Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
Přečíst celý »What did the big cracker
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !
Přečíst celý »Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
Přečíst celý »What bird has wings but cannot
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !
Přečíst celý »Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
Přečíst celý »What do vampires put on their turkey at
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
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