How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? “A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year” !
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Father Christmas lost
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn’t get wet! Why not? Because it wasn’t raining!
Přečíst celý »What do you get hanging from Father
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof? Tired arms!
Přečíst celý »How do you make a slow reindeer fast
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don’t feed it !
Přečíst celý »Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a
Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a cricket match? Because they’re both stopped by the rein.
Přečíst celý »What does Father Christmas
What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!
Přečíst celý »What did Adam say on the day before
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It’s Christmas, Eve !
Přečíst celý »What do you have in December that you don’t
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ? The letter “D” !
Přečíst celý »What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a letter sent up the
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !
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