Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean ‘The Three Little Figs’.
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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who
Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That’s called ‘The Wizard of Ooze’!
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Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!
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What’s Scrooge’s favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.
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What’s a hairdressers’s favourite Christmas song? ‘Oh comb all ye faithful’
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A football supporter’s favourite Christmas song? ‘Yule never walk alone’
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A rabbit’s favourite Christmas song? ‘Lettuce with a gladsome mind’
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Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !
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Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !
Přečíst celý »What game do reindeer play in their
What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!
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