Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn’t want to be recognised !

What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can’t jump!

‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that! ‘Oh, yes I can. the elf said. ‘Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!

‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that! ‘Oh, yes I can. the elf said. ‘Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!

Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can’t do that one. He hasn’t said what size his crocodile takes!

What’s Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !

What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !