One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That’s how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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What does Father Christmas call his money
What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?’
Přečíst celý »I remember when Father Christmas first
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?’ I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. ‘See for yourself! he called proudly. ‘No-el plates!
Přečíst celý »A group of mountain
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!
Přečíst celý »Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I’m on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That’s all right! There’s only one foot of snow!
Přečíst celý »I’ve had a slight
I’ve had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That’s all right….now it’s a mint with a hole!
Přečíst celý »What does Dracula write on his Christmas
What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season
Přečíst celý »How do sheep greet each other at Christmas
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe
Přečíst celý »What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Přečíst celý »Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I’m turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?
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