Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !
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Who made this Christmas pudding?
Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He’s a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.
Přečíst celý »What did the bald man say when he got
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
Přečíst celý »Last year’s Christmas pudding was so
Last year’s Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That’s probably why the ocean’s full of currants!
Přečíst celý »Why is a burning candle like being
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !
Přečíst celý »What can Santa give away and still keep?
What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !
Přečíst celý »ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.
Přečíst celý »What nationality is Santa Claus?
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
Přečíst celý »If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.
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