Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
Přečíst celý »JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa
JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.
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ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Přečíst celý »How do sheep in Mexico say
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
Přečíst celý »Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes
Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes Christmas toys? Santa’s little Elvis.
Přečíst celý »Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind
Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? “Rude”olph’
Přečíst celý »What is the cow’s holiday greeting?
What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!
Přečíst celý »What does Santa say when he is sick?
What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!
Přečíst celý »How does Santa Claus take pictures?
How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
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