An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. “How did that happen?, ” gasped her mother. “It wasn’t easy,” admitted the young lady, “but three girls helped me catch him!”

A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says ” oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old” the …

Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !

What’s the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he’s bigger than me !

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ‘ What’s wrong ?’ asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. ‘In a way they do,’ said his mother. ‘ And when they die do the turn back to dust ?’. …

A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat’s tail. ‘Hey you! he shouted, ‘ don’t pull the cat’s tail ! ‘I’m not pulling ! replied the little boy. ‘I’m only holding on – the cat’s pulling !

Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? ‘Quick,’ said one, ‘run ! Before they say we did it !

‘You boy ! called a policeman. Can you help ? We’re looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters…… ‘Really ?’ said the boy. ‘What’re his ears called ?’

As two boys were passing the rectory, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball. “Is this yours” he asked “Did it do any damage” asked one of the boys “No” replied the minister “Then it’s mine !”

Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them “Hey, less noise!, don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning!”