Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a …
Přečíst celý »Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
Přečíst celý »What looks like half a cat ?
What looks like half a cat ? The other half !
Přečíst celý »What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !
Přečíst celý »How do cats eat spaghetti ?
How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
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How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
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What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
Přečíst celý »What did the cat say when he lost all his money
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I’m paw !
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