How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She’s got that down in the mouth look !
Přečíst celý »What is the cat’s favourite TV
What is the cat’s favourite TV show ? The evening mews !
Přečíst celý »How is cat food sold ?
How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !
Přečíst celý »What noise does a cat make going down the highway
What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
Přečíst celý »What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !
Přečíst celý »Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Přečíst celý »Who was the most powerful
Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !
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