Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.
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Why do you have to wait so long for a
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.
Přečíst celý »Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles
Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don’t you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
Přečíst celý »What do you call a witch who
What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.
Přečíst celý »Why did the stupid racing car driver
Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a teacher
What’s the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if
What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.
Přečíst celý »Auntie Maud bought herself a new
Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. “Oh. Maud,” said her friend, “you’ve lost your engine!” “Never mind, …
Přečíst celý »How do you stop a dog howling in the
How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.
Přečíst celý »What car do insects drive?
What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.
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