My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.
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What is the meaning of
What is the meaning of afford? It’s the car most sales representatives drive.
Přečíst celý »Two wizards in a car
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, “What are we going to do?” The other replied, “Quick, turn the car into a side street.”
Přečíst celý »Why did the car judder to a stop when it
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.
Přečíst celý »If you watch the way that many motorists
If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
Přečíst celý »What should a teacher take if
What should a teacher take if he’s run down? The number of the car that hit him.
Přečíst celý »What sort of a car has your dad
What sort of a car has your dad got? I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really – Ours only starts with gas.
Přečíst celý »A man was in court charged with
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. “They shouldn’t put up such misleading notices,” said the man. “It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE.”
Přečíst celý »On Fred’s 17th
On Fred’s 17th birthday, his Dad said he’d take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, “Just one thing, Fred. If you’re going to hit anything, make sure it’s cheap.”
Přečíst celý »What is an autobiography?
What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.
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