Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.
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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a
Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she’d never be able to learn the language
Přečíst celý »Auntie Gladys
Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. ‘Oh, Gladys,’ said her friend, ‘you’ve lost your engine! ‘Never mind …
Přečíst celý »What do you call a pig who’s been
What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !
Přečíst celý »Teacher: “Who built the first American
Teacher: “Who built the first American car?” Student: “Me Pilgrims.” Teacher: “The Pilgrims?” Student: “Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.”
Přečíst celý »What did one car muffler say to the
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? “Am I exhausted!”
Přečíst celý »What song does a car radio play?
What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).
Přečíst celý »Why is an old car like a baby
Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.
Přečíst celý »What did the jack say to the
What did the jack say to the car? “Can I give you a lift?”
Přečíst celý »What part of a car is the
What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.
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