What is the best thing to take when you’re run over? The number of the car that hit you.
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If an electric train travels 90
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!
Přečíst celý »What driver doesn’t have a
What driver doesn’t have a license? A screw driver.
Přečíst celý »What kind of ears do trains
What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).
Přečíst celý »Who drives away all of his
Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.
Přečíst celý »What kind of car drives over
What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
Přečíst celý »Where do cars get the most
Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road.
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What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Přečíst celý »What would you have if your car’s
What would you have if your car’s motor was in flames? A fire engine.
Přečíst celý »What did the big carburettor say to the
What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? “Don’t inhale so fast or you’ll choke.”
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