First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?’

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. “Your Majesty,” he said, “the slaves are revolting!” “You don’t have to tell me,” said the king. “I’m trying to eat them. “Where did we get these slaves anyway?” “From the country next door,” replied the servant. “We …

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

What is the cannibals’ favorite game? Swallow my Leader.

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn’t stop eating swedes.

Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him tomorrow.

First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?