Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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What happened when the cannibal got a
What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Přečíst celý »Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike
Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Přečíst celý »What happened when the cannibal bit off a
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Přečíst celý »Why did the Scottish cannibal
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!
Přečíst celý »Why was the
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Přečíst celý »Which is the only day you
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
Přečíst celý »A new business was opening and one of the
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said “Rest in Peace”. The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told …
Přečíst celý »Fresh out of business school, the young man
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. “I need someone with an accounting degree,” the man said. “But mainly, I’m looking for …
Přečíst celý »The new employee
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. “Need some help?” a secretary asked. “Yes,” he replied. “How does this thing work?” “Simple,” she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. “Thanks, but where do the copies come out?”
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