Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to …
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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. “What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?” “I don’t have to laugh,” …
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Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. “You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution,” screamed the terrorist leader, “and you’re …
Přečíst celý »The world is divided into two groups. There
The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem. Those who don’t know are also in two groups. One is those who don’t know and know they don’t know. Well, they can learn! But then, there …
Přečíst celý »A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phone company was again contacted and told that there was no …
Přečíst celý »A young man asked an old rich
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. “I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent …
Přečíst celý »Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer
Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller
Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: “Don’t Walk.”
Přečíst celý »Tom was so excited about his promotion to
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn’t take it any longer, and told him, “Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas …
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