Monster: Stick ‘em down. Ghost: Don’t you mean, stick ‘em up. Monster: No wonder I’m not making much money in this business.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don’t succeed – you’re fired!

On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, ‘I am going to give you your very first lesson in business. Stand on the edge of the roof. Reluctantly, the boy went to stand on …

There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him – a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.

Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.

Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!

What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, “If you were a gentleman, young man, you’d stand up and let someone else sit down.” “And if you were a lady,” replied Roger, “you’d stand up and let four people sit down.”