Who is the hamburgers’ favourite actress? Candice Berger!

Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!

Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it’s a FAST food!

So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog’s brother.

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. ‘Well,’ said the Scout. ‘Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose !

Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !