A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, “Hello.” “Are you the game warden?” she asked. “Yes.” “Finally Ah’ve got the right person!” she said. “Could yaw’l …

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday.

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women” said Joe. “The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.” “Wow! That’s quite some …

It was Grandpa Jones’ 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained “I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I’ve been in …

What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? “Hi, Buster.”

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!