What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !
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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !
Přečíst celý »What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !
Přečíst celý »What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a chicken that crosses the road
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.
Přečíst celý »Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
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What is the strongest bird ? A crane !
Přečíst celý »What birds are found in Portugal ?
What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !
Přečíst celý »What is the difference between a fly and a bird
What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird !
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the chicken say,
Q: Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?” A: He was studying foreign languages.
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