Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
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How can you shorten a bed?
How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.
Přečíst celý »When does a bed grow longer?
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
Přečíst celý »When is your mind like a
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.
Přečíst celý »Why did the kid punch the bed?
Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
Přečíst celý »Why did the boy take the ruler to
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
Přečíst celý »A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. “Nothing,” replied the assistant. “Nothing?” she asked, “but how can I look like a film star?” “Haven’t you seen a film called The Creature from the …
Přečíst celý »A monster went to the doctor with a branch
A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. “Hmmm,” said the doctor. “I’ve no idea what it is.” The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. “I’m stumped,” said the doctor, “but you can try taking these pills.” When the monster …
Přečíst celý »I’ve just come back from the beauty parlour.
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
Přečíst celý »Where is everyone beautiful?
Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
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