Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you’ve been engaged for such a long time!
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People keep telling me I’m beautiful.
People keep telling me I’m beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
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Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.
Přečíst celý »What is yellow and goes click-click?
What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:’
Přečíst celý »A little boy came running into the kitchen.
A little boy came running into the kitchen. ‘Dad, dad’ he said, ‘there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face’ ‘Tell him you’ve already got one,’ said his father !
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My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!said Miss Conceited. Then he’s right said her little brother.Sophia Loren? “No-spaghetti!
Přečíst celý »A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said “Gosh, your ugly aren’t you?, I’ve never seen anyone so hideous as you before” “Young man” she replied. ” I didn’t come here to be insulted” “Really”, he said, “Where do you usually …
Přečíst celý »Little Johnny and
Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother’s ear. ‘Johnny, how many times have I told you,’ said his mother, ‘ it’s rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud. ‘OK, said Johnny, ‘why …
Přečíst celý »Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !
Přečíst celý »Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty
Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty ? Gary: Well, let’s just say if you pulled her pigtail she’d probably say ‘oink, oink ‘!
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