My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?’

Monster: I’m so ugly. Ghost: It’s not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath. Dad: What’s wrong with that? You’ve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the bath there wasn’t room for medicine.

The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, “Will it be alright if I have a bath while you’re having your lunch?” “It’s okay with me lady,” said the plumber, “as long as you don’t splash my sandwiches.”

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

Dr Frankenstein: I’ve just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a …